Eat, Peoria!

As with any ratings system, I feel it appropriate that a legend is creating and published so that you, the reader has an indication what on earth I mean when I take a very complicated issue (in most cases,) then abridge it into a star graphic.


  • Not. Most fast-food can automatically be relegated to this position.

  • One. Edible, and fully average.

  • Two. Pretty darn good.

  • Three. Now this is something to talk about.

  • Four. Wow!

  • Five. Amazing. (Likely not to occur.)

Ratings are based on the following:

  • Menu
  • Food
  • Ambience
  • Staff
  • Price
  • Return?