A day, that… well, it started out good for a second… I wish I had that movie-announcer-guy voice to do this… but nonetheless…
I can’t tell you exactly why, but here’s the deal. It’s very simple:
[1] Mandatory Rule ..1::. While out with friends (or by yourself, like I so often am…) Make a call to a friend that ISN’T out with you that night. Better yet, a friend that’s at home because they have to work or something the next day.
[2] Mandatory Rule ..2::. When they (or their voicemail) answers, let them know that their mom needs a ride home… for WHATEVER reason. Be creative. It doesn’t HAVE to be a bad reason… she, simply, needs a ride. Right?
[3] Optional Rule ..3::. Preferably have someone that DOESN’T KNOW your friend do it from THEIR phone. This creates mystery for the callee.
[4] ABSOLUTELY Mandatory Rule ..4::. Get it on VIDEO! camera phone, whatever. Without this, there’s no point to -ANY- of this.
[5] SEVERELY, ABSOLUTELY Mandatory Rule ..5::. Get in touch with me, so I can get the video. Trust me. This will be good. I’ll even hide your identity if you so choose…
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…and so it begins…
What happened to v0.1?? Well, I didn’t think of it at the time! Up until today, I had Dayvan Cowboy by Boards of Canada on here.
v0.2 brings you Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol. I would have preferred Open Your Eyes, but it was not available. So get on iTunes already!!! And, yeah… I thought they were cool before you were. Just like Boards.
PhunkmasterM, out. IT2WCBYW.
(don’t ask me what all that meant. my cat took the keyboard for a bit. she DEMANDS that she be heard! i swear, i had nothing to do with this…)
A friend of mine recently posted 1 Chance, pretty fun! ask me one question! Anything! on his site. So, being mouse-jumpy, I clicked away and asked a question. Of course missing the bottom which clearly states, “The catch is, you have to re post this and see what people ask you.”
F*ing fine print! Sorry to the kiddies with sensitive ears. But, I suppose I have to respect his rules… so here goes…
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1 chance, 1 answer.
You get to ask me 1 Question (TO MY INBOX)
Any one question,
No matter how crazy it is.
ANY 1 question!!
Conditions: I won’t tell ANYONE and I promise to answer it.
The catch is,
you have to re post this
and see what people ask you
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Ha… I sincerely hope you DIDN’T read that bottom part before thinking that some things in life are painless and free!!!! Sucker…
